If you look closely, don't Mystikal and Da Brat look alike?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
What's with the rock-star-style black nail polish everyone's sporting? I hope this is a fad.
How many red hats does Fred Durst have?
How come Madonna never smiles anymore?
Why were we born with exactly 9 rows of ribs? Why not 10?
Doesn't it piss you off when people overpose for pictures?
And doesn't it also piss you off when people ask to borrow something, and when you ask back for it the next day, they reply with; "I gave it to you."
This goes out to the ignorant slut who sometimes shows up in my P.M. homeroom; Listen you whore, if you're going to come in acting like a monkey on Ecstasy and hit on EVERY SINGLE PERSON FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX, consider yourself warned! I don't wanna see your skanky ass in there anymore. And if next time I hear you bitching about my friends, say it to their face rather than smile and look out the window like a fucking five year old!
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